This is what you get when you ask some drunk people to complete proverbs for you:
Much ado about... Britney Spears
Do right and fear... your boss
Practice makes... you look dumb
No sooner said than... regretted
So many head, so many... butts
To be as fit as a... Honda Jazz
Every cloud has... gas
There is no place like... that cool club we went to last night
God helps those who...are in the mafia
Long ways, long... glasses of beer
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is...the Cyclops
Empty vessels make...no food
Of two evils, choose the... more profitable one
There is no accounting for... Tomorrow
In the month of May... sleep, get laid and skip classes
In one's birthday... boozing party
As large as... Henry's girlfriend
To be left high and... drunk
To drain the cup of... coffee
To find the chink in someone's... chick
Violence breeds... Eminem
Truth is stranger than... the barman of the 5th avenue bar
You can take a horse to the water, but you cannot make him... dance the flamenco
Here are the original quotes, they were taken from the dictionary above.
- Much ado about nothing
- Do right and fear no man
- Practice makes perfect
- No sooner said than done
- So many head, so many minds
- To be as fit as a fidle
- Every cloud has a silver lining
- There is no place like home
- God helps those who help themselves
- Long ways, long lies
- In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
- Empty vessels make most noise
- Of two evils, choose the lesser
- There is no accounting for tastes
- In the month of May cast ne'er a clout away
- In one's birthday suit
- As large as life
- To be left high and dry
- To drain the cup of bitterness
- To find the chink in someone's armour
- Violence breeds violence
- Truth is stranger than fiction
- You can take a horse to the water, but you cannot make it drink
By now you might have guessed that I made it all up! Haha! It was fun twisting those proverbs. I thought of some really adult ones, but I refrained myself from posting them.
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Take care dudettes and dudes and my aliens. I'm off to have a good bath and then Desperate Housewives! Yay!
ha! nice one :P
ReplyDeletethanks for the laugh lol
hey the original ones made me think of This xkcd comic (/me prays that html tags are recognised xD), seems that the ideas might be applicable to proverbs too (though not all of them work, but some fit quite nicely :P)
lol...good one!
ReplyDelete@ Kyu, I was mentally adding the "except in bed" to some of those proverbs. Gave me a good laugh! "Practice makes perfect, except in bed"! haha!
ReplyDeleteor
"there is no accounting for tastes, except in bed" ;D
@ Waz, glad you liked it! :p
hehe
ReplyDeletei love in the month of may one ;p
rooch
yups, "violence breeds violence, except in bed" ha! xD
ReplyDeleteRooch, I was thinking you'd love this one! :p
ReplyDeleteKyu, in the end, there are so many possibilities. Haha!
Truth is stranger than fiction, except in bed.
lmfao nice concept!
ReplyDeletebtw you guys are adding except in bed.
you may also add your blog names to proverbs
example
much ado about nothing on something to talk about :p
practise makes perfect on something to talk about
empty vessels make most noise on something to talk about
dont mind me, just playing along xD
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is...the Cyclops
ReplyDeleteHaha that one's my favorite.