Vampires are supposed to dwell in closed, private places, usually big manors, gothic-style castles made of black stone found in remote areas such as woods, and ok you get the cliché.
So I conclude the queen of
So assuming that vampires exist they can now be found anywhere! Booh!
Next you’ll have to look for the physical appearance. Vampires have a dull creepy look in their eyes and they’ve got pale dried skin.
And they always wear dark colors like black, dark red, dark green, dark pink with dots. Hehe… in fact we have never considered stuffs like moisturizers, mascara, plastic surgery, laughter therapy and personal preferences of some vampires for certain colors, like baby blue and candy pink. Haha!
Next comes the FANGS! Now this one is an essential! 
A vampire without fangs is not a vampire! Fangs should resemble those of dogs (thank you Cookie, for lending me a picture of your fangs). 
So this goes to say that vampires are almost everywhere and the big problem in recognizing them is that some of them possess retractable fangs. Lol… retractable fangs! I don’t even know if this term exists, but well, sometimes I surprise myself with my ability of finding words.
So that’s it for now ladies and gents and my frightened aliens.
I used to be a vampire! But then i fell in love with an angel and i gave up forever just to hold her. Ahhh i was such an idiot, now i only drink coke and beer instead of blood!
ReplyDeletelol the photos are just too good, tone bien met toi dan lapo to sujet, mais aster ki mo p penser...grrr, to ene vampire salope!
ReplyDeletewer fran. if you are a vampire you should know that my blood's got a rily rily baad taste. HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteloup garou du campus par hasard?
ReplyDeletebut in this case who is the weird guy who is always with the loup garou? J.S..?? u think so? yeaaa must be him...
Deza koume sa em ti deza p gagne per to regard la... Aster, to regard glacial dans sa bane foto la!!!! Freaking!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're a vampire? Well, in that case I waouln't mind being bitten by you :)
ReplyDeletehihi. i'm flying to spain! niahaha (evil laugh) hihi
ReplyDeleteIf your facts are all true, there would exist legions of vampires (myself included). The world is ours for the taking.
ReplyDeletePhoto top!
ReplyDeleteI took a look at the image in a $50 photo editor, very closely, how come there is only 1 fang.
ReplyDeletethat may be cause I was doing this post for kicks Roby and no, seriously, i'm no vampire. hihi... duh!
ReplyDeleteHaha. I have teeth like that girl but i have them like that on both sides. I have to get braces though :/
ReplyDeleteyo people my name is Tricia and im a VAMPIRE i avoid sun rays(they burn vampires)i sleep until 7:00 every morning i go to school and do my homework then i come home(doging the sunrays of course)my room is alaways dark so all i have to do is jump on my bunk bed get under the blankets and BOOM!!!!!!! im instintly asleep.Im awake al night long.Oh yah i hate waking up ive got a record of being late to school since 1st grade.I sleep until 8:30 then i stay awake until dawn.Ive got two fangs on the top and two fangs on the bottom ill ad a pic to the next comment.Its 2:24.See Ya
ReplyDeletego on tricia-vampires.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteits my new website
if you have only one fang does that mean your a half vampire?
ReplyDeleteHave to think 'bout that!
ReplyDeleteVampires do not have fangs above the original canine teeth. Fangs are usually pointed canines.
ReplyDeleteThe dog photo is an example of this- dogs do not have fangs above their normal canine teeth.
@ Anonymous above, thanks for the info.
ReplyDeletei want to become a vampire. some one please help with that... T-T
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