Saturday 13 February 2010

Valentine's Day





Valentine's Day is crap. The sooner people learn this, the better it would be for all of us. And maybe, and I say maybe, in a decade or a few years, if we're lucky enough, everyone will forget about valentines and we'll see the end of that torturing "special" day. And that's coming from someone who's been in a serious relationship for a long time...

There are so many stuff that annoy me to no limit about this day but I'll go with the most annoying ones.

1. The plush toys. 
First, those things are freaky. What kind of psycho would want to sleep with a plump thing that keeps its eyes open and constantly wears a stupid smile? And second, they give me allergies.

2. The fake flowers. 
Fake flowers should be banned. They cause allergies with all the dust and crap that they attract and are horrible to the touch and smell. I wonder why in all those years of technological advancement no one has ever thought of making a fake but realistic flower for Valentine's Day. It's because no one cares. This day is not important. Period.

3. The mushy couples. 
Yeah it's awesome to proudly hang out on Valentine's Day with your fake flower and plush toy, looking like a total idiot who's just got some kind of trophy. Except that in a few weeks the gifts won't mean big deal. You might even forget the name of the person who gave it to you.

But if you really wanna celebrate the day, for an absolutely crazy reason, do it originally and as inconspicuously as possible. For instance, I'll be making him a dessert tomorrow. Crap, it's not inconspicuous anymore! Oh well! I know you don't care. 

Happy "special" day anyway dudettes and dudes...

10 comments:

  1. Hehee daddy's gonna get some dessert tomorrow. ;-)

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  2. @Jev, nothing packed with calories though! It's gonna be your fave fruit, in its natural form!

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  3. Don't look at us guys!! Girls are one of the main reasons why Valentines Days still thrives :P:P It is usually a nightmare for guys, trying their ultimate and pathetic best to impress! It's almost like weddings, where the couple have to show how amazingly in love they are. But like you said, simple non-extravagant things sometimes mean much more than a bloody fake rose!

    Also, the commercial nature of it is the main reason it will be celebrated till the world ends. Aggressive marketing and backing of big corporations will ensure that Valentines Day is always celebrated!

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  4. Hahaha...I'd feel insulted if I get fake flowers on V Day! Or any day!!

    For me V day is just going to be like a regular day. I don't really celebrate it but I'll take the gifts. LOL.

    Happy V day to you and Jevin...

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  5. LOL happy valentine day to you Morinn

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  6. Yeah same here! :-/
    Lol... you really are a rebel!!!

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  7. Looks wonderful. Great reading your post as well. Thank you for the information you provided.

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  8. Nice points :)

    Guess people just go with the 'trend'...I like to think that everyday should be Valentine's day..it's not like you get beaten by your husband everyday and on that day he gifts you x,y or z!!! lol!

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  9. i'm officially never gonna celebrate valentine's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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